I gave a coal miner a ride to town.
He was thirsty and I gave him one of my beers.
The cops charged me with giving alcohol to a miner.
I paid the fine and left that little crappy town.
As I drove away I saw the coal miner hitchhiking by the side of the road.
I picked him up and told him what happened. He told me how sorry he was. Then
he wanted to know if he could make it up to me.
I looked into his eyes and he licked his coal stained lips.
He scooted over close to me and said, I'm all yours. I pulled over to the side of the road
and made him get out. I slammed the door and left him standing there.
I would never have sex with a miner.
Reprinted from Oddwally.com
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